Guess who’s been playing Splatoon? It’s all of us. But mostly Evan. Evan is a squid now. We just have to accept that fact. A delicious, crunchy, springy, chewy fried squid in batter with a slight hint of curry powder and dusted with salt and pepper. I’m hungry. Also Aaron built a boat and makes a lot of terrible, terrible diversions from the topic at hand. Then we shed no light at all on all the happenings at the Electronical Entertaining Exposition in the year 2015 by the Gregorian calendar. Look, we talk about Splatoon, You Must Build A Boat, and E3 but I get paid by word count. What do you mean I don’t get paid? I quit.